Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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