I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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