New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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