I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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