Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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