How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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