Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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