i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
