That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
someone owes me an orgasm
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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