we're blogging at a bar
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
