Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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