a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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