Non-Jews are for practice
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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