We need to rekindle our bromance
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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