Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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