I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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