Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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