I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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