worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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