We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Mom said you looked used
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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