She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
pray to the hookup gods
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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