Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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