I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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