2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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