Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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