Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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