Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.

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(954): View more from Florida

I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(410): View more from Maryland

As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.

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(801): View more from Utah

Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?

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(716): View more from New York

You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?

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