His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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