wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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