If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
