You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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