his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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