OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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