please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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