closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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