Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
they need to just BURY HIM!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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