What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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