you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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