i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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