Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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