I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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