you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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