all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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