The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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