I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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