She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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