I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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