week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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