ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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