it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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